someoneatethis:

Maybe you should have eaten this right after you cooked it… in 1972. OHHHHHHH SNAAAAAP. THAT’S A COLD ASS BURN RIGHT THERE.

someoneatethis:

Maybe you should have eaten this right after you cooked it… in 1972. OHHHHHHH SNAAAAAP. THAT’S A COLD ASS BURN RIGHT THERE.

bakeanddestroy:

You like the way I look? I like walking to the train without you telling me what you think about how I look. Don’t be that guy.

bakeanddestroy:

You like the way I look? I like walking to the train without you telling me what you think about how I look. Don’t be that guy.

dysfunctionarian:

brevetcaptain:

jstor:

meiyaru:

levanna:

This is IT.

The best advice my dad ever gave me—wherever you go, there you are.

My mom always says that you shouldn’t run away from some-thing/one/place. You should run TO some-thing/one/place.

As Jake Barnes tells Robert Cohn, “You can’t get away from yourself by moving from one place to another. There’s nothing to that.”
As I sit in a bar in Boone waiting for some college friends who may or may not show up.
I drove 6 hours to get here, with no contact info aside from a Words with Friends chat.
This is going well.

Yes.

dysfunctionarian:

brevetcaptain:

jstor:

meiyaru:

levanna:

This is IT.

The best advice my dad ever gave me—wherever you go, there you are.

My mom always says that you shouldn’t run away from some-thing/one/place. You should run TO some-thing/one/place.

As Jake Barnes tells Robert Cohn, “You can’t get away from yourself by moving from one place to another. There’s nothing to that.”

As I sit in a bar in Boone waiting for some college friends who may or may not show up.

I drove 6 hours to get here, with no contact info aside from a Words with Friends chat.

This is going well.

Yes.

(Source: elusivelyshani)

sparkamovement:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

THIISSSTHISSTHIS. -k

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matty-hola:

thefrogman:

Reasons to get a Pet by Jessie Doodles [tumblr]

This is accurate

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Women Keep Oppressing Me Every Time I Don't Beat Them Up


thatbadadvice:

Ask Willie D, Houston Press, 3 July 2014:

Dear Willie D: I’m a 27-year-old man who doesn’t mind spoiling a woman, but the self-entitlement thing that’s going on with the women of today makes me want to be just as selfish as they are. Women today are lazy. They want everything but they don’t…

showmethesneer:

Eartha Kitt slamming and shutting down street harassment and objectification in Anna Lucasta (1958)

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boomd:

megwhat:

lifeaquatic:

whineandbeer:

youarethesentinels:

Lol

Laughing forever.

Nuke yourself, dude.

Tbh, I bet Matt McGorry wrote this.

I am going to assume this is satire because it’s fucking hilarious.

boomd:

megwhat:

lifeaquatic:

whineandbeer:

youarethesentinels:

Lol

Laughing forever.

Nuke yourself, dude.

Tbh, I bet Matt McGorry wrote this.

I am going to assume this is satire because it’s fucking hilarious.