littlebrumble:

What’s your name?
My name is Clint.
FA: Are you from here?
C: Originally, no. New Jersey.
FA: How’d you end up here?
C: I ended up here when I was in the 10th grade, with my parents. I always wanted to come here since seeing Purple Rain. I was like, “I need to come to Minneapolis so I can play hockey,” too. But that didn’t happen. Therefore, I just came here instead and got really drunk. First Ave has been a fucking joy.
FA: What do you do? Either for money or for caring, because sometimes they’re not the same thing.
C: I work for an environmental lab for money, and for caring… I love to give bread to ducks.
Bystander: I heard that was really bad to do, actually.
C: Really? Why?
Bystander: Because they can’t digest it.
FA: So you must hate ducks. You care a lot about hating ducks.
C: Hm… I care a lot about hating ducks, but I love bears, how ‘bout that? Bears are dope.  ***
[Clint doesn’t do any kind of social media because he thinks it’s the Devil. If you were a real friend, you’d pick up the phone and call him.] #FacesOfFirstAve #FirstAvenue #Clint #Minneapolis #TwinCities #PurpleRain #portraits #music #ducks #bears (at First Avenue & 7th St Entry)

littlebrumble:

What’s your name?

My name is Clint.

FA: Are you from here?

C: Originally, no. New Jersey.

FA: How’d you end up here?

C: I ended up here when I was in the 10th grade, with my parents. I always wanted to come here since seeing Purple Rain. I was like, “I need to come to Minneapolis so I can play hockey,” too. But that didn’t happen. Therefore, I just came here instead and got really drunk. First Ave has been a fucking joy.

FA: What do you do? Either for money or for caring, because sometimes they’re not the same thing.

C: I work for an environmental lab for money, and for caring… I love to give bread to ducks.

Bystander: I heard that was really bad to do, actually.

C: Really? Why?

Bystander: Because they can’t digest it.

FA: So you must hate ducks. You care a lot about hating ducks.

C: Hm… I care a lot about hating ducks, but I love bears, how ‘bout that? Bears are dope.
***

[Clint doesn’t do any kind of social media because he thinks it’s the Devil. If you were a real friend, you’d pick up the phone and call him.] #FacesOfFirstAve #FirstAvenue #Clint #Minneapolis #TwinCities #PurpleRain #portraits #music #ducks #bears (at First Avenue & 7th St Entry)

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I’m against feminism because… almond milk is not real milk!
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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I’m against feminism because… almond milk is not real milk!

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huffingtonpost:

STEPHEN COLBERT STEPS OUT OF CHARACTER, OFFERS HEARTFELT ADVICE TO YOUNG WOMEN

Stephen Colbert wants to talk to you about your boyfriend.

When Colbert sat down for Rookie’s “Ask A Grown Man” segment, he did so as himself, instead of the brash character he plays on his show.

Watch the full video and get all of Colbert’s wisdom and advice here. 

(via wilwheaton)

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Casteless the Cat is indeed fabulous.  This does not mean she does not need feminism, however.
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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Casteless the Cat is indeed fabulous.  This does not mean she does not need feminism, however.

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(Source: augenss, via dysfunctionarian)

comedycentral:

Jon Stewart and Jessica Williams discussed catcalling on last night’s Daily Show. Click here to watch.

(via bakeanddestroy)

“Race is constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.”

Jon Stewart addressing Fox News’s (white) correspondents whining about hearing about race issues in the United States (via foyobli)

(Source: wryan, via foyobli)

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Saperlipopette is a Siamese cat from Tunisia who currently lives in Paris, where she waits patiently everyday for foreign students to come home from school.
Saperlipopette est une chatte siamoise de la Tunisie, habitant actuellement Paris, où elle attend chaque jour avec patience que les étudiants étrangers reviennent de l’école.
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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Saperlipopette is a Siamese cat from Tunisia who currently lives in Paris, where she waits patiently everyday for foreign students to come home from school.

Saperlipopette est une chatte siamoise de la Tunisie, habitant actuellement Paris, où elle attend chaque jour avec patience que les étudiants étrangers reviennent de l’école.

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boomd:

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Perfect.